Five Men Arrested For Punching Cars On The Yorkshire Border
The MEN reports:
One driver said that when he pulled over the avoid the group, one man opened the car door and hit him on the head. Another said that someone in the group had punched his Mazda as he drove past, causing some damage.
Why did they do it?
We’d wager the men are Yorkshire Republicans keeping those filthy Derbyshire types and their fancy Japanese cars out of their lands. You start with Mazdas, move onto 4x4s and before very long the men are ready to take on coaches…