Daily Express Honours Princess Diana By Calling Kate Middleton A Bitch
FOLLOWING yesterday’s news that the Independent admits to writing “shit” stories, we being news that the Daily Express thinks Kate Middleton is a”bitch” (click the image):
The Express rehashes a press release based on a dating site’s opinion poll that Kate Middleton is more shaggable than Princess Diana.
The joke is, of course , that the Express has been shagging Diana’s bones ever since the celebrity royal shuffled off the Fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols.
Hence the Express URL:
“4769 Says Since Di Was murders Who Does This Bitch Thin She Is?
The four most Fanciable Royals are:
Princess Grace of Monaco (dead)
Queen Rania of Jordan (not dead)
Kate Middleton (not dead)
Helen Mirren and Cleopatra did not rank, which is surprising…