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Man Lives Undetected For Months In Milton Keynes Ladies’ Toilet

by | 24th, April 2011

IN Milton Keynes a man is posing as plumber (he carries a sink plunger, square tool box, huge half-exposed arse crack and T-shirt with plumbing logo) to gain access to the ladies’ toilet. Once inside, the man hides in the ladies’ loos for hours at a time ”. So reports the local Citizen newspaper.

And he has calling card. Not a massive turd or message on the final sheet of toilet paper, but metal plates he screws to the bottom of the cubicle so nobody can see his feet ”.

The paper then delivers this chilling line:

The unwanted occupier spent months hidden away in a cubicle in one of the city’s most prestigious office buildings before his cover was blown.

Water would be easy to come by, but what about food. The yellow and blue cakes are not

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