Anorak | Europe Wins As Manchester United Laugh Off Shalke: Photos

Europe Wins As Manchester United Laugh Off Shalke: Photos

by | 27th, April 2011

MANCHESTER United march on in the Champions’ League. Their opponents Schalke are left with memories. The German club’s fans get a match day programme that features observations on the English.

The notes says Schalke supporters will identify visiting fans from Manchester because they are all called Paul and carry a set of darts in their shirt pockets.

We learn:

“The English are going nuts this week about the wedding no, not Katie Price this time but Prince William. England is the motherland of football of course. But they have still not learned about penalties.

“In Wayne Rooney we have the eternal favourite son-in-law for English mothers and that evergreen youngster Edwin van der Sar, who takes goalkeeping tips from Jens Lehmann.

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