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Obama’s Long Birth Certificate Endorsed By Official Cervical Mucus Plug Seal

by | 27th, April 2011

BARACK Obama has decided to show you his birth certificate. To further squash claims that he was born somewhere other then in the US, the President will be using his cervical mucus plug on official seals. Obama will then revisit his birth by actually attempting to crawling inside his dead mother and be reborn, literally, in a TV address.

This is not a stunt, just the decent thing to do and befitting a man of his office.

Says Obama:

“Now this issue has been going on for two and a half years now. . . I have watched with bemusement — I have been puzzled at the degree to which this thing continued.

“Normally I would not comment on something like this. . . I’ve got other things to do.

“We’re not going to be able to do it if we spend time vilifying each other, we’re not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts. We’re not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers. We do not have time for this kind of silliness.”

The birth certificate shows that Mr Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii

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