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Pippa Middleton’s Ass-Tastic Strip Show: Photos

by | 1st, May 2011

PIPPA Middleton has been fast-tracked to celebritydom. The News of The World says Pippa looks even hotter wearing nothing but a TOILET ROLL!

News is that Pippa once made a dress from toilet rolls, after “stripping off at a dinner party “. The paper says that while still clad in the branded three-ply stuff, Pippa took her place in a human pyramid her risque costume about to rip at any moment ”.

Only, it didn’t.

The Metro opines on the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society :

The Facebook page, which by Sunday morning had been liked by 72,621 users, says: ‘Now it’s no secret that Pippa Middleton is absolutely banging! It’s time to show your appreciation for the Minxy Middleton.’

Tweets Ashes hero Michael Vaughan:

“Tell you what!!! Pippa is fit.”

He then chimes, with no subtle innuendo:

“Make a move this afternoon Harry. Lovely gardens at the palace.”

Only Pippa is dating a stokebroker named Alex Loudon, 30.

We are then treated to this bit of utter bilge about Pippa’s social life at Edinburgh University:

“As soon as Pippa arrived she made sure she joined the right set. Edinburgh’s toff crowd is divided into two cliques. One goes to London at weekends to party and the others go off to each other’s country houses. Pippa joined the country set.”

Has there been uttered a truer line to show how austerity has bitten us all? Toffs can only longer maintain either a bijou London

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