Robber’s Getaway Hampered By Loose Trousers: Video
He enters the store empty handed and leaves cluthing two cases of Bud Light beer. Then his trousers fall down.
Anorak can only deduce that the man needed the beer to go with the nuts and snacks he needs to eat to get his weight up and his trousers to fit.
Message to robber: You should have hit the belt and braces shop first.