Anorak

Anorak | US Keeps Osama Bin Laden Reward: Bounty Hunters Chase James J Bulger And Victor Manuel Gerena

US Keeps Osama Bin Laden Reward: Bounty Hunters Chase James J Bulger And Victor Manuel Gerena

by | 2nd, May 2011

OSAMA Bin Laden is dead. You know how that reward – the $27m for the capture of America’s most wanted man – was going to stave off your personal recession? Well, the Americans have kept it. Still, you can still win big by capturing the FBI’s next most wanted man. He’s James J Bulger. He’s worth £2million. Bulger is wanted for:

Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) – Murder (19 Counts), Conspiracy to Commit Murder, Conspiracy to Commit Extortion, Narcotics Distribution, Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering; Extortion; Money Laundering

Any other clues?

He has a violent temper and is known to carry a knife at all times.

The man who killed 19 and wanted to kill more is prone to violence. Got on:

Bulger is an avid reader with an interest in history. He is known to frequent libraries and historic sites.

He was born in 1929. If you see a moody old man sat in a library reminiscing about the past, call the cops.

Next up is Victor Manuel Gerena.

He’s worth $1m. He’s wanted for stealing $7 in an armed robbery.

Bank Robbery; Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution – Armed Robbery; Theft From Interstate Shipment

Not too shabby. But neither Bulger nor Gerena are Bin Laden. And unless either of them is hiding out in the Tora Bora caves, the bounty hunters looking to get rich and famous quick, can just come home. Or they work out if the Americans killed Osama bin Laden to save a pay out on the reward…



Posted: 2nd, May 2011 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink