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Six Gloucester University Rugby Players Caught Wanking On Bus: Nine Others Shame Sport

by | 6th, May 2011

ANORAK demands to know the identities of the 9 rugby players of the University of Gloucestershire IX who were not performing lewd acts while naked on a public bus.

Anorak commends to your attention team captain Ryan Lissamore, 19, and Oliver Graham, 21, who perfomed dutifully in accordance with Code 43a sub-section 9K of the Rugby Players and Gentleman’s Handbook while on the No 94 service bus, travelling from Cheltenham to Gloucester on the evening of September 20 last year.

Also with them were four other players: Lewis Baker, 21, James Devlin, 19, Alex Bye, 19, and Daniel Hammond, 20.

At Gloucester Crown Court suited Lissamore and Graham plead guilty to the charge of outraging public decency with a loud and clear “‘Guilty, sir’ as they looked straight towards the bench“. They had been travelling on the Stagecoach bus with fellow rugby players

The charge states:

“On September 20, 2010 Lewis Baker, Alex Bye, James Devlin and Daniel Hammond outraged public decency on a public service bus travelling from Cheltenham to Gloucester, masturbated themselves while naked and allowed themselves to be masturbated by another within the sight and outrage of other persons present.”

All men are believed to have bright futures in the noble game…



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