Lea Michele Thinks Her Nose Will Take Lead Role In Glee Movie
HEY everyone! There’s going to be a Glee movie out this summer! How amazing is that? Not very? Well aren’t you a bunch of spoilsports?! In fairness, you’re spoilsports that are absolutely bang-on-the-money, but still, you could at least fake excitement for those dribbling idiots you know who can’t live without some Glee in their life.
That’s right. There are people who actively seek out television shows filled with grinning Americans performing thousand-part harmonies while dancing around with all the sex appeal of a hat stand.
And lead girl, Lea Michele, is worried about this new flick. Is it because she’ll be asked to actually do some proper acting? Of course not. This new Glee film is a documentary of the live show, so she won’t really have to do anything… apart from showcase her gigantic nose.
That’s right! Michele is worried that her big nose will look really weird when the Glee 3D movie hits cinema screen!
The prancing one stated:
“My nose is gonna be insane. People are gonna put on those glasses, and I feel bad for them!”
She’s yet to apologies to anyone for the damage done to their ears and the sullying of perfectly good memories of a time when there was no Glee on television.