The British Soap Awards 2011 In Photos: The Shaggable Take On The Mentally Negligible
THE British Soap Awards pits the shaggable against the non-shaggbale, and EastEnders againt Coronation Street. This year EastEnders was crowned the Best British Soap.
The only people who should watch these televised AGMs are viewers who actually think that what they are watching is real and London’s grim east is a dystopian nightmare where Shane Richie is the light relief, and not because he plays the role of the jokey blokey sort, but because he appers to actually think he’s acting.
Only slightly less derranged than that key audience demographic are the mentally negligible who call Ofcom to bemoan the fact that the burning of a pub by a middle-aged, crack-addled mechanic with a mummy fetish and a hallway stacked with crisps is not playing true to the reality of such things.
Which leaves us with the sex. Who do you want to shag? And what kind of award would you give them? The totty: