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Peter Andre’s Romantic Lunch With The Nanny

by | 18th, May 2011

IN this week’s OK!,. Peter Andre is “WITH HIS GORGEOUS GIRL”. He is on a “ROMANTIC DATE”.One clue to how romantic this “date” is comes inside OK!, whereby we learn:

“OK! JOINS PETER ANDRE ON HIS ROMANTIC DATE”

If Anorak had to pick an organ to join him on a romantic date it would be The Lady or Chat Wordsearch. OK! are just so, well, earnest. And they tilt the soup bowl the wrong way.

On page 42, we meet “PETE’S NEW MYSTERIOUS GIRL”.

The mystery does not last long as the girl “who ticks a lot of boxes” is revealed to be Sarah-Jane Bell, a nanny aged 28.

Pete says he likes her because “her head’s screwed on”.

So. Is Pete in love with this modern orangey-brown Worzel Gummidge who says Pete has “great table manners” and that the camera made the date “awkward”?

No. She won a contest to have lunch with Pete.

Anorak wonders if Pete is up for any other scenarios, such as being tied to a radiator to drink tea-time cups of urine with Terry Waite?
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Peter Andre performs at Indigo 02, London



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