Kim Jong-il Is Back In His High Heels
The Korean news organ Joonang Daily reports:
Medical experts believed at that time that he had lost the use of his left hand, as it was always held stiffly by his side or covered with a glove.
We knew it was a tribute to Michael Jackson, of whom Mr Kim is an avid admirer, and talk of a weakened North Korean leader was just propaganda spread by the imperialist regimes.
The enemy cannot deny that Mr Kim is on the up once more, and we look forward to the day he once more climbs into his fabled 12 cm heels of righteousness.