Anorak | World Ends May 21 2011: 7000 Years Of Waiting For The Rapture Is Finally Over

World Ends May 21 2011: 7000 Years Of Waiting For The Rapture Is Finally Over

by | 19th, May 2011

THE World ends on May 21. A Christian radio network has new of your death. Harold Camping, the head of the Family Radio broadcasting network, says the apocalypse will begin on May 21.

Hard cheese on you lot waiting for the new iPhone 5, and Arsene Wenger’s plans to come to fruition.

On May 21, the righteous will experience the long-awaited rapture. The rest of you will be left behind to look after their pets (or maybe… not ) and die horribly on October 21 2011. Camping has infallible, absolute proof that this is true.

But how can the world end when Old Mr Anorak’s new packet of fig rolls does not expire until August 29th?

You want proof? Here you go:

In 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys

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