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Plague Of Porn Mags And Sandwiches Rain Down On Kent

by | 20th, May 2011

SEEKING signs of Harold Camping’s impending apocalypse when the world will end and the rapture arrives, we journey to Borough Green, Kent, where lorry drivers have been tossing their porn mags onto the Maidstone Road. No, not filing them and keeping them crisp-edged beneath the vinyl seat covers – actually throwing them away like there is no tomorrow.

Say a local:

“The pornos used to be quite a problem but then we didn’t see any for a while. It started up again a couple of months ago. Recently a lady crossed the road to put one in my skip, which I wasn’t angry about because I would much rather it was off the road.”

Says another:

“If I found any porn I would be very annoyed. We do see a lot of rubbish on the road, which we think is from people dropping it out of cars and lorries, but I have never seen anyone do it myself.”

Another chimes:

“The number of sandwiches that are dumped – I am sure a lot of housewives would be very cross with their husbands if they knew.”

The end of the world is happening, people…



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