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Pippa Middleton’s Bum Spotted In Stoke, Cambridge and Burnham On Crouch: Photos

by | 22nd, May 2011

PIPPA Middleton’s bum is “number one op choice”, says the News of The World. The story goes that men and woman looking for bum implants are opting for The Pippa.

We learn:

Plastic surgeons have seen a surge in women asking for a “Pippa” since the royal wedding.

Very soon you will not be able to move for Pippa’s arse. Friends of Pippa’s will be slapping buttocks all over the shop; a buttock slap is the approved greeting among her social set. But now that act of comradeship carries the risk of mistaken identity. That’s not Pippa’s Original Arse you’re slapping, young Cutsem – that’s Mr Bonjonsy’s new curves.

“Top” Miami surgeon Dr Constantino Mendieta adds:

“I am seeing more and more demand for the Pippa a*se – she is becoming a sensation. Before it was Jennifer, Kylie and Serena, but Pippa has swept these guys aside.”

But not everyone is so faddish. Old Mr Anorak, our patron, is sticking with the tried and tested, dispatching his new nurse for her annual “Margaret Rutherford”…

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Pippa Middleton in Westminster Abbey during the wedding ceremony of Prince William and Kate Middleton.



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