The Ryan Giggs Guide To Killing A Sex Story
ONE day on from Ryan Giggs appearing on the front page of ten national newspapers, the Manchester United footballer John Hemming MP named in Parliament as the married footballer exposed on Twitter as having an injunction over an alleged affair with reality TV star Imogen Thomas, is one just two front pages.
Save your money and hairline footballers. When linked to a sex shocker, forget the injunctions: offer a hearty “no comment”, give the newspapers an interview and some inside exclusives, then instruct the lawyers and money men to draw up a gagging contract for the mistress to sign in exchange for a decent pay off.
It worked for you know who…