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For Sale: Head Of Patron Saint Of Genital Disease

by | 25th, May 2011

WHO wants to buy the servered head once sat atop the rest of St Vitalis of Assisi – the patron saint of genital diseases? The guide price is between €800 and €1,200. The owners will toss in Queen Anne case at the sale held at Annesbrook House in Duleek, Co Meath, Ireland.

Reader Dairy notes:

Is the saint in question supposed to help alleviate said condition if the prayer is fervent enough…? There are risks involved of course – praying to the saint responsible for manic depression could result in a relapse if that prayer is not answered, surely….?

She speaks of St. Dymphna, the Irish girl whose dad decaptiated her when she refused to shag him and ran off with a priest.

If prayer doesn’t prevent genital disease, these posters might:

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Posted: 25th, May 2011 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink