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Kerry Katona’s Happiness Dump And Josie Gibson’s Agony

by | 25th, May 2011

OK! magazine excels itself this week with a photoshopped cover “HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE” that places Kerry Katona (sunhat, bikini, vim-coloured teeth) beside Big Brother winner Josie Gibson (huge flower in hair, printed smock, jeans, cheap jewellery). One is dressed for a readers’ wives home photos shoot; the other is off to the local shops.

The headline seeks to tie the two reality show winners together with more than bad technology:

“UNITED IN HEARTBREAK – JOSIE AND KERRY FIGHT BACK”

Josie is fighting back from John: “JOHN CALLED ME UGLY AND THICK”. Kerry is fighting back from Dan: “DAN DUMPED ME IN A MAGAZINE.”

Inside the magazine we are told, as if we did not know:

“Adored by millions and with the world at theri feet, Kerry Katona and Josie Gibson are ladies at the pinnacle of their powers.”

Josie’s here to set the record straight about her reality TV love for John James Parton, a Frank Spencer

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