JLS And the Gay Jews Of Eyes Wide Open: Photos
TO the screening of the new JLS film in 3D. It’s called Eyes Wide Open. Why is unclear. Maybe it’s a command from the producers to the children who will watch the thing: “Eyes Wide Open! No slouching, or nodding off. There will be questions later.”
Quesions like: Is this the end of JLS? Who put together a guest list that included bits of The Saturdays, One Direction, Harry Derbridge (The Only Way Is Essex), Billie Faiers and a load of others who aren’t too busy to watch a free film at the Soho Hotel in London?
Incidentally, Eyes Wide Open is also the name of a gay love story set among Orthodox Jews. That film’s not in 3D. But don’t you wish it was? Let’s have more films with actual plots embracing 3D and not just the ones that don’t have any..?