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Mariah Shriver And Sarah Ferguson To Form Oprah TV Double Act: Mildred Baena On Jermy Kyle

by | 27th, May 2011

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger’s son Joe, the one he had with Mildred Baena, used to visit the Spermiantor’s fmaily home and play with his four other kids (number is liable to alteration). But Mrs Arnie, the fragrant Maria Shriver, scion of the Kennedy dynasty and thus a figure virtually reared on tales of extra-martial sex, never knew. To her, the sight of five square-jawed robot-kinder that looked a lot like her husband in place of the four she has with the actor aroused no suspicions.

Eventually she had to find out the truth. And when the call came, Maria “was in Chicago, dining with her long-term friend Oprah Winfrey”. Such good fortune to be with the world’s foremost carer. In the pecking order of who you need to be with when receiving bad news, Oprah is at the top. The full list goes:

Oprah Winfrey
Dalai Lama
Nelson Mandela
Pat from EastEnders
Richard Madeley
Pippa Middleton
Mr Bump
OK! magazine
Take That
Eddie ‘the Eagle’ Edwards

The top three people you’d least like to be with when receiving bad news are:

Jeremy Kyle
Schillings law firm
Your worst enemy

What next for Maria and Arnie is unclear. But this is Hollywood, so don’t rule out an Arnie’s Army reality TV show in which the great man runs a daddy daycare centre while pretending to be a robot from the future (starring Danny DeVito as Joe). For Maria, a double act with Sarah Ferguson on Oprah TV. You heard it here first…



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