For Sale In Nofolk: Evil Bob – The Worst Dog In The World
EVIL Bob is for sale. Evil Bob is a dog owned by Tem Sosa from Downham Market, Norfolk. Evil Bob is a border collie who featrues in this advert:
Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as I have put up with him for nearly ten years and can’t take much more. He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet. He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog – probably peed on the climber and stole their Kendal mint cake. He has caused nothing but trouble here as he doesn’t fit in well with a large group of dogs. He looks older than his years, has wonky teeth, bad breath and a bad attitude. He is terrified of cats, snaps at horses’ heels and nips pigs.
“He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side, licks the cooker and pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame.”
Although she does add:
“His few good qualities are he travels quietly in the car and will lie under your desk at work all day.”
Yep. Evil Bob makes a good rug – dead or alive…