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Cheryl Cole’s US X Factor Audition Tape: Nation’s Sweetheart Bombs In America

by | 29th, May 2011

CHERLY Cole has been “AXED AGAIN”. No sooner has the UK version of the X Factor announced its judging panel (Gary Barlow, Zig ‘n’ Zag, Tulisa Contostavlos, Louis Walsh and Kelly Rowland) than the nation’s sweetheart is told she’s not wanted on the show’s US version. Maybe one of the UK’s judges will suddenly leave and Chezza will step in to save the day?

We are in the age of the Cheryl Cole conspiracy theory. While some are wondering how she managed to get on in the first place, others are wondering how she managed to get off. Anorak hears that Cowell was threatened by Grassy Knoll, a fabled FBI agent working in cahoots with the Bilderberg Group’s Illuminati divsion basded in Max Clifford’s suite at the Vatican.

The lastest news is that Cole has been waiting for Cowell to call her. He never did. And, thus, she has been “axed” twice. This might be the same Cole whom the Mail told us was giong to snub Cowll and his poxy telly shows.

The NoTW then says US audiences mistook her for Barbra Stresisand, Daphne from

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