Geordie Shore Only ‘Bordering On Pornographic’: Kim Kardashian Clones Escape Petri Dish
GEORDIE Shore is the UK’s answer to Jersey Shore. It’s the show that makes The Only Way Is Essex look elitist. It’s the show that for any watching in HD features goose bumps the size of your fist on taught-ish orangey-brown skin.
But just as you are poised not to watch, Newcastle Central MP Chi Onwurah steps in and gives the show the kind of push its producers can only have dreamt about. She says it is “bordering on pornographic”.
“It’s exploiting those young people and exploiting our city.”
Get in there! Back of the net. Scorchio! The show’s a hit. It’s the show your MP wouldn’t like.
The local tourism board says it features “outdated stereotypes“.
What?! Like sexist men who beat up their slutty wives and wear clogs in bed?
Ms Onwurah adds:
“I’m going to be raising questions in Parliament because I think there should be a limit on how much alcohol a broadcaster can pour down the throats of young people to provoke sensational acts.”
Indeed. The Commons bar must be shut.
“By putting those young people in this situation, it’s encouraging them to lose all their dignity. I think it’s totally unrepresentative of Newcastle.”
Dig… Dingyni… What was that word?
The stars swimming in the Newcastle Petri Dish are:
Vicky, 23 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty
Jay, 24 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty
Holly, 18 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty.
James, 20 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty
Sophie, 21 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty
Charlotte-Letitia, 20 – Jet black hair, orange skin – looks dirty
Greg, 26 – brown hair, looks dirty
Gary, 23 – jet black hair, orange skin, looks dirty
Yep. It’s the Kim Kardashian clone zone. Although she did not proper porn. Look likes MTV will have to up its game…