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Pippa Middleton Wants You To Smash Justin Bieber In The Face

by | 30th, May 2011

THE Middletons are to “Make a mint” out of “pop star deal”. So says the Daily Mail on a front page featuring Pippa Middleton, Our Lady Of the Glorious Bum.

Can it be that Pippa is to unveil her pipes on a record? No. The news is that Pippa’s mum and dad are now flogging Justin Bieber tat on their website.

You can buy the “Justin Bieber Ultimate Party Kit” for £20.89. Having seen Bieber groping his Disney-faced lover Selena Gomez before the dribbling press (warning: looking at these images may get you arrested and placed of registers various), you may suppose his ultimate party consists of soft porn, a personalised Charlie Sheen tattoo and discounts on dry cleaning.

In truth it features:

16 Justin Bieber Party Plates, 16 Justin Bieber Party Cups, 16 Justin Bieber Party Napkins, 1 Justin Bieber Party Tablecover, 1 Justin Bieber Party Banner and 16 Justin Bieber Party Balloons.

But the pick of the bunch is the Justin Bieber pinata, which invites mums and dads to pick up a big stick and repeatedly smash Bieber in the face until he falls to pieces like a child star of old…



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