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Ryan Giggs Is WAGMAN – Manchester United Sexer Turns Imogen Thomas Lesbian

by | 1st, June 2011

IMOGEN Thomas is a lesbian. And for that, you lady footballers can thank Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs.

In the Star’s “IMOGEN: SEX WITH GIGGS TURNED ME LESBIAN”, the bald, stressed, sacrificial, de-stressed, ‘raped‘, potential anorexic stripper says she’s off men and into women.

Might this be a new post-footy career for Giggsy – a man who can be hired by Wags to de-sex strumpets? Here’s the ad for WAGMan:

Are you worried about your footballer playing away? Are you anxious that other women are trying to seduce YOUR man? Well, worry no more. Hire Ryan Giggs and turn that secretary/ marketing rep/ translator / Big Brother contestant / MP / mum off men for good! Call 0800-ID-SUPERINJUNCTION-THAT!! NOW!!!!!!

As for the front-page story, the Star’s Jerry Lawton has facts:

Beauty Imogen Thomas, who had an affair with married Manchester United star Ryan Giggs, said it would ­simplify her love life.

Well, it might if the female footballer she’s shagging isn’t married with kids and the tabloids gets wind of it.

She spoke out after claims she was trying to bed the Swansea City football team, who won ­promotion to the Premier League on Monday.

Curse those footballers and their massive communal beds. We’ve moved a long way since topless stunna Fiona Richmond joined the Crystal Palace lads in the muddy tub.

The article goes on to say that Imogen welcomed Swansea’s players to the sticky carpets of the Premier League shag suite by tweeting her congratulations:

Says she:

“Apparently im now targeting some of the SSEA players. OH PLEASE! I may turn lesbian – I think my love life will be less ­complicated!!!”

But can she prove she has tuned? Until we see the live lesbian sex show, the jury is out…

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