Doncaster Woman Steals Safe Between Her Legs
The shop’s CCTV records a woman walking into the residential area to the rear of the shop. (Her associates have distracted the owner.) She is wearing trousers. When she emerges, she is dressed in a skirt and struggling to walk.
The safe is missing.
Anorak makes no assumptions. But men in the region are urged to proceed with extreme caution, or, failing that, nitroglycerin…