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Robbie Williams Empties His Nuts In Esquire: Take That Singer Breeds Semen Monkeys

by | 2nd, June 2011

ROBBIE Williams says that yes! he does inject himself with a sex hormone. And yes! he does do this twice week.

We’d always believed Williams injected himself with a blend of ascorbic acid, Vimto and liquidised pork liver sausages. But the Sun says it IS a sex hormone.

Gordon Smart reads Williams’ interview with Esquire magazine and tells us on the Sun’s front page:

The TAKE THAT star, 37, said he uses testosterone jabs to fight crippling lethargy. He added: “It has changed my life. I feel I’m getting a second wind.”

It all depends where you inject yourself, and the size of the needle.

Says the singer:

“To cut a long story short I…”

Ho-ho. Only joking. Robbie. Go on:

“…went to get some HGH. [That’s Human Growth Hormone, readers.] It’s what all the old fellas are on out there in LA that’s making them look 40 instead of 60.”

That and the surgery, the lighting, the surgery and did we mention the surgery..?

“It’s improving their health, their memory, their hair, skin. Could give you cancer. I weighed that up. Thought I’d have it anyway. Went to see a Hollywood doctor. Had my blood tests. Went back. He said, ‘You don’t need HGH. You’ve got the testosterone of a 100-year-old man.’”

And he wants it back. (OK, we’ll stop. The contents of

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