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London Man Urinated In ‘Self-Defence’ At Waterloo Station To Rid Himself Of Mafia Poison

by | 3rd, June 2011

MICHAEL Jones, 50, says he was “urinating in self-defence” at Waterloo train station, London.

On May 3, City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court learns that, allegedly, Jones was urinating in public.

His brief tells the court:

“He urinated in self-defence because the water supply was poisoned by the Mafia. He had to get rid of the poison from his body.”

District Judge Nicholas Evans wonders:

“But even if you are unlucky enough to have your urine contaminated by the Mafia, you have to do it in a lavatory. This is not realistically going to be a viable defence.”

His brief responds:

“Mr Jones felt it was necessary to get it out of his body.”

Jones, of Cornwall Road, Lambeth, south London, will stand trial before the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court on September 7. He will stand – like a man should…



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