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London Man Urinated In ‘Self-Defence’ At Waterloo Station To Rid Himself Of Mafia Poison

by | 3rd, June 2011

MICHAEL Jones, 50, says he was urinating in self-defence at Waterloo train station, London.

On May 3, City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court learns that, allegedly, Jones was urinating in public.

His brief tells the court:

“He urinated in self-defence because the water supply was poisoned by the Mafia. He had to get rid of the poison from his body.”

District Judge Nicholas Evans wonders:

“But even if you are unlucky enough to have your urine contaminated by the Mafia, you have to do it in a lavatory. This is not realistically going to be a viable defence.”

His brief responds:

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