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Wayne Rooney: The X Factor Judge

by | 6th, June 2011

ANYONE could be a judge on Britain’s Got Talent or the X Factor. The judges aren’t chosen for their knowledge in talent or music (if that were the case, do you honestly think that Amanda Holden would be near your screen, ever?), but rather, for their confidence in front of camera and, presumably, their nepotistic friendship with Simon Cowell doesn’t do any harm either.

And so, it is obvious that Wayne Rooney should be a judge on the next series. Why? Mainly because he’s famous and thick.

He watches the show too. And, like everyone else who tunes in, he likes spouting his stupid fat mouth off about people giving it a go in life (which, ironically, is Britain’s real talent, as underlined by this very article).

We know this because he tweeted throughout the show, while simultaneously wondering which poor bastard had to be scalped in order to give him his

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