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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Wife Laughs, Then Probably Cries, In The Face Of Reconciliation

by | 7th, June 2011

BICEP brained Arnold Schwarzenegger is probably sat somewhere on his own right now, silently weeping over photographs of his family that he destroyed when he forgot to put a condom on while entering his maid and then keeping the resultant child a secret for a decade or so.

He’s probably sent texts to Maria Shriver, his soon-to-be-ex who will take him to the financial cleaners, saying ‘I can change’, which are clearly very funny if you read them aloud in his voice.

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However, Maria is not interested, making it abundantly clear that there’s absolutely no chance of her giving their marriage another try.

Neither Arnold nor Maria have actually got round to filing for divorce as yet, which probably means that His People are talking to Her People in

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