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Simon Cowell Vomited Into His Hand At Ronan Parke Fix Claims

by | 8th, June 2011

EMOTIONLESS Simon Cowell may seem, but there’s nothing wrong with his gut, as he produced enough bile to feel physically ill as claims of FIX swirled around him concerning warbling foetus, Ronan Parke .

That’s right. The desperately nauseous mogul felt ‘sick to the stomach when an article claimed that 12-year-old Parke had already been earmarked as a winner for the wearisome Britain’s Got Talent a show that also featured more than one elderly lady performing an erotic dance routine with some dogs.

Cowell said, blinding everyone within a 30 mile radius with his scorchingly white teeth:

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