Cambridgeshire’s Poppy Burge Gets £6k Boob Job As Seventh Birthday Present
SARAH Burge, aka Human Barbie, is the pneumatic, face-filled 50-year-old ambulatory walking cosmetic surgery menu who taught her six-year-old daughter to pole dance like Miley Cyrus.
Burge, of St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is back in the news because she’s given the same daughter a seventh birthday tip – a £6,000 breast enlargement voucher.
Resisting all urges to tuck the voucher into the gusset of Poppy’s Primark paedo bikini, Sarah says:
“Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she’s 16, when it’s legal.”
Like you we wonder where you can buy a voucher for boob job? The £10 book voucher and record token have been usurped by vouchers for iTunes and video games. But the boob vouchers seem more present for the boys then the girls.
Happy birthday, son. Here’s a voucher for a massive pair of jugs when you hit 16. Its redeemable at Spearmint Rhino, any one of Katie Price’s Finishing Schools and Tesco’s.
“If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it.”
Finger crossed they get huge. Looking at young Sarah through the keen eye of glamour model enthusiasts, we wonder if her hair is wiry enough, her teeth the right kind of whiteness and her arse looks like it will need filling – literally.
“I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty.”
And Poppy is not alone. For her birthday, Closer magazine reveals that she and her friends got manicures, pedicures and makeovers. They wore fake tattoos, drank sham champagne and sat in a pink bus.
Says mum without irony:
“Poppy isn’t interested in bouncy castles…”
And at £6k, she is unlikely to get thme – unless she has the chest surgery done in Las Vegas…