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Inflatable Terrorist Who Took Blow Up Doll To School Faces 8 Years Jail

by | 10th, June 2011

TYELL Morton, 18, has been rusticated at Rushville High School for taking a blow-up doll to school. The doll was located in the girls’ bathroom. It had not been inflated. It was in a box.

What with his being the Land of the Free – and what price this was domestically made blow-up doll? – Morton was  arrested on a preliminary charge of felony criminal mischief.

Says he:

“I’m facing eight years for a doll, a plastic doll. I didn’t put anybody’s name on it, nothing. Now I’m a terrorist for a prank gone wrong. It’s life-changing. It’s traumatizing.”

Anorak likes the idea of the inflatable terrorist. The irony being that will only take a little prick to defeat him…



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