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Pregnant Lily Allen Marries At Gloucestershire Conservative Youth Rally (Photos)

by | 12th, June 2011

LILY Allen is now married to Sam Cooper. She’s four months’ pregnant. She married at St James the Great Church in Cranham, Gloucs, near her £3million home.

The dress was designed by French designer Delphine Manivet. On first reading that read like Delphine MiniVan. But all is barely showing, and the big Rolls Royce transporter sufficed

But the best bit is that, like all rock royalty, Allen is the epitome of convention. If a political grandee married like this, the cool kids would puke with laughter. Someone at Tory HQ should sign up Allen for the next Conservative Youth Rally.

In the church, the guests sang Lord Of The Dance, Jerusalem and Make Me A Channel Of Your Peace. No, not in a street style – in a Churchy stile, with gaping mouths and much mumbling. Readings featured The Owl and the Pussycat by Edward Lear, and the lyrics of Van Morrison’s hit Have I Told You Lately.

In the mind’s eye you see Ann Widdecombe tapping her foot in time to the music.

The NoTW reports:

Lily, clutching a rose posy of cream, pink and baby-blue flowers, drove off with Sam in a green Rolls Royce. They went to their mansion to host the reception, which had the theme of an English garden party. There was a tent with cream teas, a boat filled with beer and champagne, and face-painting for kids. In the evening a further 200 guests – including Sir Elton John – were invited for a hog roast.

What about the fans?

Police set up a HALF-MILE exclusion zone so the couple could wed in peace. Gloucestershire Constabulary admitted charging Lily to fund the road closures and officers’ presence. It is believed she paid around £17,000… Two roads, two public pathways and seven bridleways were closed for almost seven hours.

Replace the word Lily Allen with the name Ed Miliband or Lord Freddie Windsor and see how this same story plays out…

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Lily Allen arrives at St James The Great Church in Cranham with her father Keith Allen for her wedding to Sam Cooper.



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