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James MacMaster Is Not a Gay Girl In Damascus, Lez Get Real Is Bill Graber And Eton John Is Wendy Craig

by | 14th, June 2011

TOM MacMaster is not a gay girl living in Damascus. And Paula Brooks is not a gay girl with a website called Lez Get Real:

[T]he editor of the lesbian news site Lez Get Real, with the tag line “A Gay Girl’s View on the World,” acknowledged that he is also a man. “Paula Brooks,” editor of Lez Get Real since its founding in 2008, is actually Bill Graber, 58, a retired Ohio military man and construction worker who said he had adopted his wife’s identity online. …

He’s married to a gay girl?

In the guise of Paula Brooks, Graber corresponded online with Tom MacMaster, thinking he was writing to Amina Arraf. Amina often flirted with Brooks, neither of the men realizing the other was pretending to be a lesbian.

And here’s the thing: there are no gay women. It’s all a lie designed to create a new demographic for marketing types and people who work in advertising. Here are some facts:

FACT: Ellen Degenes is a small boy called Gary Archibald from Stevenage on work experience at Saatchi & Saatchi

FACT: Noel Coward slept with all his best friends’ wives and squired 23 children

FACT: Rosie O’Donnell is what John Belushi does between jobs

FACT: Elton John is Wendy Craig, the actress who rose to fame in 1970s on shows like Butterflies but was cruelly overlooked for the lead part in the Rocky Horror Picture Show

There are no lesbians. There are no gay men.


 



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