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Joss Stone Escapes Being Taken To Manchester – Fiat Drivers Arrested

by | 15th, June 2011

JOSS Stone is fine. The singer of urban songs who lives in Devon has not been kidnapped by two men from Manchester. Two Northern men did not try to reconnect her with her musical roots. But they have been arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to rob the singer.

The men , aged 30 and 33, were spotted in Cullompton. In their car they had swords, maps showing the singer’s home and a body bag. This is the proscribed survival kit in the West Country. But the men were in a red Fiat Punto, and that is not normal.

Fiats are the hatchback of choice for murder mysteries. You will recall the battered white Fiat Uno seen around the time of Princess Diana’s death.

Police duly swooped.

We urge Miss Stone to get in touch with Sean Bean. He knows what to do when a girl is in danger…



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