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Katie Price Aims To Break Record For Hosting Biggest Roomful Of Mugs

by | 17th, June 2011

KATIE Price and Kerry Katona will one day appear on nostalgic telly shows. The pair, their tiny faces pinched into a points from being pulled tight behind their ears, their adapted breasts dispensing gin and tonic from the nipples, will flash back to these heady days when they talked about their lettuces on the magic box.

Katona has adopted a new schtick with her Karia law , a form of Sharia law in which footballer like Ryan Giggs gets castrated and woman who sleep around have their vaginas sewn up.

Price is hanging on to fame, planning to follow the shortest man in the world and people with seven toes on one foot (imagine that, Dane Bowers ) into the Guinness Book of Records ? What’s her record, you cry? Well, it’s not to have a small family hatchback driven into her “mini”, nor is it to paint herself in orange vanish and walk naked to the South Pole, where,

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