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Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley To Host Sofa-Based TV Chat Show

by | 18th, June 2011

FRANK Lampard and glistening Christine Bleakley are engaged. We looked on as Frank brought his pink T-shirt and future wife through Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport after returning from Los Angeles.

You see, readers, Frank is not always kissing the badge on his Chelsea top. He is sometimes kissing the vapid Bleakely. She and others, like Kate Garraway and the teeth-melting Fiona Philips, have proven that anyone with a mouth and arse can present a sofa-based telly show.

Adrian Chiles does it. As Stewart Lee says, watching Chiles is “like being stuck in the buffet car of a slow-moving train with a Toby jug that has miraculously discovered the power of speech… A talking Toby jug full of steaming hot piss.” Which brings us to the future: the Lampards TV chat show – a light-heated look at serious issues in football and soaps.

Can’t fail…



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