Guy Fowlkes Arrested For Letting Off Fireworks

GUY Fowlkes, 33, of Orlando, Florida, has been arrested for setting off explosive devices at the fireworks stand where he worked.

The story goes that while manning the fireworks stall, Guy Fowlkes got into a row with his pregnant lover and hit her. He then let off a load of fireworks and stuffed two firecrackers into the petrol tank of a car.

Anorak cannot condone hitting a pregnant woman – Catholic or othrwise – but wonders if the arson charge can take into account the effects of nominative determinism, whereby a man’s name dictate’s his future life? Of course, the law could just toss him on a fire and see if he burns…

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Spotter: Orlando Sentinel

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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink