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Paris Hilton Splits Up With Cy Waits, Which Is Frankly Tragic For Everyone On Earth

by | 22nd, June 2011

TRAGEDY! When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on, it’s a tragedy. You know how it is. The pain of a break-up is incredibly difficult to bear as you lie in your bed, yearning for that big empty space to be filled again. The pan which you cooked meals for two becomes redundant as you being your tear-filled life with microwaveable meals for one and sleepless nights, wondering if love may ever gambol through your heart again.

Until then, the despair envelopes your entire being, leaving you feeling lost, hurt, betrayed and staring blankly into an unforgiving middle distance, once occupied by your dreams and happiness.

And these complex feelings of lost love will almost certainly be felt by two of the world’s greatest minds Paris Hilton and Cy Waits.

That’s right. Helplines are being set up in the Anorak offices as we speak after a representative confirmed that two of our greatest raconteurs have decided to call it

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