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Katie Price Stars In Carry On Jordan With Leandro Penna As The Au Pair

by | 22nd, June 2011

KATIE Price says Leandro Pena is “gorgeous“. The last time we saw Jordan’s sole mate (sic), he was talking about dying beneath the wheels of a bus. This week, OK! introduces a picture of Leandro lying beneath Katie Price. His hairless heaving he-vage is exposed through an open white shirt. His head is tossed to one side. Katie is on top. Her trousers are already off. Katie looks like she is about to have her way with him, slap his bum and tell him to pop the kettle on.

Leandro is now living at Katie’s place. She’s moved him in. And life at Chez KP is great. Says Katie:

“Harvey hasn’t wanted to go on the trampoline for a year, yet the other day he was like: ‘Leo, trampoline!’ I was like: ‘Leo, go go go…”

Leo says that he is “a private individual“.

Katie tell us that Leo has “an amazing modelling portfolio”.

The impression is of watching an episode of Carry On Jordan. Picture the scene as Katie Price (Sid James) pulls au pair Leandro (Babs Windsor) onto his lap, guffaws like a donkey in a carrot patch while mouthing “five mins” to a besuited man tapping his watch…

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