Lurpak’s Hairy Biscuits Taste Like Hairy Mud
THIS is how you package biscuits, Lurpak.
You will recall that residents at the Lawrence Court care home in Weymouth, Dorset, mistook Lurpak’s brown, biscuit-shaped grow-your-own herbs kits for food. Mr John Hobbs, 79, told us:
‘It was just as though I’d got a mouthful of grit, it was terrible. It was especially confusing because it was attached to food. You wouldn’t go into a garden centre and get a pot plant with a sandwich strapped underneath.”
Our featured biscuits should not be worn on the head lest you be attacked by geese…