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Pippa Middleton Rescues Wimbledon From Cliff Richard And Foreign Arses: Photos

by | 23rd, June 2011

PIPPA Middleton was shopping on the King’s Road in Fulham today. We know this because we’ve got lots of photos to prove the fact.

Middleton is big news because her arse is, of course, the thing all of Britain will be pinning its hopes on should no British woman in a tennis skirt progress to the last days of Wimbledon. It will be up to Our Pippa to take her seat to the Royal Box and present her buttocks to the crowd, the royal orbs demurely-yet-alluringly clad in a high-street dress of thinnish fabric.

The roof over Centre Court might mean there’s no rain to trigger Cliff Richard’s appearance, but we do have Pippa to entertain the fans.

Now, if we can just make her grunt…

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23-6-11 Pippa Middleton shopping in Fulham & Kings road(EGriff)



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