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Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Glare At The Insides Of Her Bum Please

by | 24th, June 2011

HAVE you heard the one… well, two about Kim Kardashian having implants in her buttocks to make it more, y’know, buttocky? That’s the rumour that has dogged Kim K for years now, and so, to prove she’s in possession of a completely real arse, she’s x-rayed it and shared it with the world.

As a dare from her sisters Khloe and Kourtney (who, collectively, are less famous that the very arse-cheeks they were displaying to the world) the soon-to-married star of no fixed talent got someone to photograph the inside of her backside in an attempt prove people who don’t believe in Kim’s bum wrong.

Kim said:

“My sisters have dared me to get a butt X-ray. I really just want to get [it] so I can show the whole world.”

It appears that Kim K is undertaking the world’s most complicated mooning session ever. Either way, she went through with it and her sister, Khloe, tweeted a picture, accompanied with the message:

“Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!”

Of course, that x-ray could belong to anyone, so people won’t stop assuming. Even if they leave her bottom alone, they can always speculate on whether she’s had breast augmentation, a nose job and cheek implants. Not to mention the Botox procedure and the thinking that she puts autotune on her farts to make them sound better.

Whatever.

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