Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Glare At The Insides Of Her Bum Please
HAVE you heard the one… well, two about Kim Kardashian having implants in her buttocks to make it more, y’know, buttocky? That’s the rumour that has dogged Kim K for years now, and so, to prove she’s in possession of a completely real arse, she’s x-rayed it and shared it with the world.
As a dare from her sisters Khloe and Kourtney (who, collectively, are less famous that the very arse-cheeks they were displaying to the world) the soon-to-married star of no fixed talent got someone to photograph the inside of her backside in an attempt prove people who don’t believe in Kim’s bum wrong.
“My sisters have dared me to get a butt X-ray. I really just want to get [it] so I can show the whole world.”
It appears that Kim K is undertaking the world’s most complicated mooning session ever. Either way, she went through with it and her sister, Khloe, tweeted a picture, accompanied with the message:
“Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!”
Of course, that x-ray could belong to anyone, so people won’t stop assuming. Even if they leave her bottom alone, they can always speculate on whether she’s had breast augmentation, a nose job and cheek implants. Not to mention the Botox procedure and the thinking that she puts autotune on her farts to make them sound better.