TRANSSEXUAL Seepdway Fan of The Day is wonderfully named Victoria Saxe-Coburg. The regal speedway fan as reduced to tears when she was barred from entering the ladies’ toilets at Dorset’s Poole stadium where the Poole Pirates were taking on the Wolverhampton Wolves.

Says the 55-year-old from Bournemouth to the local Bournemouth Echo:

She did not use the toilets during the match. “I very much doubt I will go again,” she said.

That’s the spirit, Duchess. Pout a stitch in it and walk away with your dignity intact…