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Sweden Replace Maypole By Dancing Around The Mayhole Vagina (Flat Packed)

by | 27th, June 2011

TO Sweden, where Alexander Alvina Chamberland, co-founder of the group Midsommarfitta (translation: Midsummer Cunt) wants  the traditional Maypole dance of Midsummer holiday replaced by a dace around the Mayhole, a symbolic vagina.

It is usual for Swedes to dance around a flower-bedecked pole as they sing merry tunes like “Små grodorna” (‘Little frogs’). It’s the kind of sun-dabbled scene that Agatha Christie would have punctuated with a murder and John Wyndham shrouded in feelings of mind control and torture.

Says Alvina:

“In the future I want coming generations to say on their trips abroad that ‘In Sweden we celebrate midsummer by dancing around a vagina’… It [the hole] could be all different sizes, laid on the ground, or erected into the sky. It could be built from flowers, fabric, leafs, stones or glass.”

Nothing screams summer louder than a huge glassy vagina. The thing could be adapted: a Velcro Vagina in Brazil; a Brillo Pad vagina in Germany; and Swedes might like to export vagina that comes flat packed and can be made by ready by November (if you can find all the screws)…

Things  that look like vaginas:



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