Woman Attacked Police With Her Lactating Breasts
The story goes that Robinette and her husband had been rowing. She had hit him and then locked herself in the car. She was drunk.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis, III adds:
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle in her breast milk,”
Which, as every officer of the law will tell you, is fattening and intoxicating… Delish!