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Charlie Sheen To Die Painful, Horrible Death Now That He’s Newly Single

by | 28th, June 2011

TIGER BLOOD! That’s right, the meme-on-legs that is Charlie Sheen is of very little currency to us all now that he’s a crashing borebag. Months ago, when he was thrashing a knife around, punching furniture, tooting drugs and trying to have sex with everyone, he was fun (in a Watching Someone Nearly Die In A Formula One Crash Way).

Now, he’s tedious.

As such, those that enjoyed basking in his reflective fame have decided to call it quits and walk out on him. One by one, the ‘Goddesses’ walked out on Sheen, with Natalie Kenly being the last, moving out days ago. Of course, Sheen wasted no time in shouting “PLEASE CAN I HAVE MY MERCEDES BACK!” and promptly having sex with three ladies of loose values. And possibly loose something elses too.

Still, at least he’s still associated with Two and a Half

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