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The Teenage Girl Economic Indicator: Ra-Ra (Skirts) For Professor Bernard Fortin

by | 29th, June 2011

AT a time when family finances are under stress and forecasts remain resolutely bleak, Professor Bernard Fortin brings news of a new economic indicator the teenage girl.

The Mail has studied his work, which is based on National Statistics records of family spending during the 1980s and 1990s.

This leads us to the conclusion that if Britain’s manufacturing base is to grow, then we should start producing Walkmans, ankle-warmers and ra-ra skirts. Or rather, to bring things up to date: handbags, mobile phones, and the myriad must-have accessories without which today’s teen cannot be seen dead.

Offspring over 21 have no

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